Theft !
Yesterday we had a failed collection from Royal Mail. As a result the
entire cage of parcels has been STOLEN ! There were over 60 packages
inside, all of which contained your orders. Because the content of the
cage hadn`t been catalogued, due to the fact that it was outbound traffic
already checked and packed, we have no idea what items have been stolen
or who they were for.
Therefore please bear with us over the next week or two while we try to
filter out the problem orders and do our best to re-fill your
shipments.
If you placed an order with us on Saturday, Sunday or Monday its
possible that your package was stolen. If your items do not arrive in a
timely fashion as always, please get in touch with us to advise of your
non-receipt so we "pffffffuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !" cross-reference your shipment with today`s manifest.
We apologise for this problem, it was not our fault, but we will do all
we "pffffffuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !" to help.
Thank you,
John.
http://www.r2dtoys.com
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